Wonderland

The conversations I put people through…..#text #someonehelpme

*Stares at pantry*

me: ahhhhh life.

“How do you attract the opposite sex?”

Me: I don’t.
Keely:
Me:
Keely: I show them how much I love them….by showing them all my posters and CDs….of them
Me:
Keely:
Me: Of them.
Keely:
Me:OF THEM.

When people get older:

White people: what the fuck happened. Eww

Black people: time to be a scary ass motherfucker

Asians: FOREVER YOUNG